- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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