- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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