Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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