- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

I am really good at math debating

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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