- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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