Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Women's rights...

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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