What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

what do you call a black man named mike

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

asian drivers.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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