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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Anti Joke

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