- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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