Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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A Banana wrote this...

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Anti Joke

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