so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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man boobs

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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