- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road?

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

The penn state football administration

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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