Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

A black man walks into a book store.

what is stupid and reading this you

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

what happened to your gran you tell me

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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