Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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