what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A black goes to college

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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