What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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knock knock go away ok

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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That didn't hurt.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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