Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

A child with cancer grows up.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

women outside of the kitchen

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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