Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

whos gay? you are

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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