A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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