- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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