- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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