An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Penis!

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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The penn state football administration

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Where's my tractor?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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