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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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