- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

a black father

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Once upon a time.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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