- Anti Joke

Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Guess what? Holocaust

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

The horse said "nay."

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.