- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not gay

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Woman's Rights.

maddie latino

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Good boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

obama

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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