Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Hey

Can I touch it?

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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