What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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i'm not gay

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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