What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

The Holocaust

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What's brown and sticky? A stick

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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