- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Sorry boss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

My butt!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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