What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Obama

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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