Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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i'm not gay

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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maddie latino

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Good boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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