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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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