- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

OGC - tilt your head

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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