Dancing Potatoe!

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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