Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Black Veil Brides.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

AVB

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Cold camel scrotum.

YOLO MAH BROLO

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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