What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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The 13th Amendment...

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Barack Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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