Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

The 13th Amendment...

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Barack Obama

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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