a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Canada

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Nobody cares.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Society.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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