- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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