Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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