What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Gadaffi

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

a catholic priest and a young boy

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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