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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Six million.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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