Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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