Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Womens' rights.

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Women's sports

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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