Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Chuck Norris died.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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