Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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