How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Sex. That is all.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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who farted your mother

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