How did the blond die? Substance abuse

womens rights

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Your mother

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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