- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

whats long and black? a baton

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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