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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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