Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Boobs are nasty!

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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