A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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