girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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cory is gay

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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The 19th Amendment

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's up? The sky.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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A Banana wrote this...

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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