- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Hellen Keller

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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