How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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