Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Men's rights.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Your mom

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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