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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

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