Penis!

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Nice weather we're having.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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