How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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baby loves lalma

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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