A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Your mom

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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69

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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