Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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