Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Women's rights.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Sex. That is all.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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