A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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baby loves lalma

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Nobody cares.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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