- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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