Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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penis that is all

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Ass

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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