What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Jared Gough is a slut

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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