Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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don't look behind you

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Compton

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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