What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Canada's army

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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A black goes to college

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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