two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Giving birth to the antichrist

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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