Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Chuck Norris.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Anti Joke

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