Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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knock knock

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What sucks?

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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