Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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i eat poop

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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