Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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My mom.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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