- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

A day without sunshine is like night.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

BWAT

Black Veil Brides.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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