What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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