I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

T-Dog scare me

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Who has downs this joke

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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