a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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what is big and white? the moon

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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God is real

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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