How do magnets work?

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What is worse than hell?

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

The WNBA.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

OBAMA

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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