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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

World Peace

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Tennesse

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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