What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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who smells? •Liam

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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