Anti jokes.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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