On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Communism

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penis that is all

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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