What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Is this a chair?

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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