Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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I'm taken

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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