A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Anti Joke

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