nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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