- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Black Veil Brides.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*