what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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That's Racist

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Compton

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Womens Rights.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Anti Joke

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