What's up? The sky.

Women's Rights

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Lebron Traveled

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

what is big and white? the moon

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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