A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Once upon a time.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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This is my joke. funny

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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