Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Can I touch it?

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What sucks?

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Hellen Keller

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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My mom just died....

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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