Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Ham sandwich

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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My butt!!!!

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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