- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

The penn state football administration

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

whats pale and white your ass.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Is this a chair?

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