Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

im a selling a car

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Women's Rights.

Homework.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Anti Joke

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