Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Obama-Care

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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FAP

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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