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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

A black man walks into a book store.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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