im a selling a car

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Women's Rights.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Homework.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Hello

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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