What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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I'm gay.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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