Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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kiss me?

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Gabe Mercado

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Flab

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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i love antijokes

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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