what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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