whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

God is real

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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